The funniest thing I've ever done

On a certain Friday I was substitute teaching at a certain school. This particular lesson plan required an odd amount of travel. To the Library, back to the classroom. To the library again. Too the office. I was tromping my little teacher self all over that school and everywhere I went I ended up with this pen in my hand.  I didn't mean to carry it all over, but everywhere I ended up I'd realize "oh! I still have this pen in my hand!" At the library: "Oh! I still have this pen in my hand!" In the classroom: "Oh! I still have this Pen in my hand!" Then I wen to the bathroom and "Oh my goodness! I still have this blasted pen in my hand." I had a seat on the toilet and looked up to find a paper taped to the stall door.  The paper read "Please Flush" At the bottom a couple of what I can only assume where high school girls made some comments.  "Really?!" one girl wrote, "high schoolers have to be told to flush?" A second comment read "apparently flushing is to much to expect for high school students".  The bathroom. The sign. And there I sat... with this pen in my hand:).

Do you use your spouses toothbrush?

Some time ago last year, it became apparent that I needed a new toothbrush. I wanted something think and solid. Something with those little massage bristles on the side. My research brought me to this little number.

Turns out Matty was also in need of a new Toothbrush. Apparently Matty likes a little massage bristle himself.

Adorable right? We both decide to buy toothbrushes. We buy the same one! hah and! there's the sweet little bit about inverted color pattern. Soul mates:) However, this did bring some concerns to mind. 1. What if I use his toothbrush on accident?! Groooos!, but I'll be careful. 2. What if Matty uses mine on accident?!? hmmmmm :/ It became clear this would be tricky and require some trust. I'd need to pay close attention. It was not long before... I used Matty's toothbrush:/ Oh gross! I used Matty's TOOTHBRUSH!!! I didn't even notice until I'd done a full brush and replaced the little fraud back in his cup. So Gross!!!!! Never would I let this happen again!!!! I became so paranoid it became difficult to remember who's was who's. Was I turquoise with white? or was he turquoise with white... It all came to a stand as I stood brushing my teeth in the bathroom before bed. Matty was well aware of my paranoia. He came into the bathroom. Matty: "Hey babe, when you're done using my toothbrush, can I have it?" Oh the panic. I froze and looked at the toothbrush. Am I turquoise with white or white with turquoise?!? Turns out I was right all along. No shocker that I married a man who loves to tease. :) Some time after this I went to the dentist where I was given a goodie bag and a brand new toothbrush. White. with orange trim:) It's been a real security. Matt too as moved on. White. with red trim. adorable. Soul mates.